a report about the Pastafari meeting of the German church 2022 in Saterland by Rigo_Toni
Praise the monster - it is done. This year's annual meeting has come to a successful end.
Already for the preglow at the foothills of the beer volcano, the monster had this time not only single bottles grow out of the ground, what it usually does when guests have announced themselves to me - no even a whole box full of bottles in different beer varieties I found. So the location of the FSM Chapel "Zur heiligen Nudel" is ideal. No vineyard can compete with it.
In addition, there was a bottle of rum as a souvenir from Brother Spaghettus. As experienced pastafarians know, the bottle has a special meaning: our most sacred relic is a bottle of rum that stands in the church in Templin and has not been opened for over 15 years. Now there is such a bottle also with us for the Kapell here in the Saterland. And what can I say? Miraculum Miraculum! In fact, the bottle survived both the pre-glow evening and the pirate party on the following Saturday undamaged and unopened.
Apparently, the monster wants us to observe a relic in evolutionary growth....
On Saturday, the 24.09. then the attraction for the city Friesoythe - the procession with integrated noodle mass.
This city had to wait a long time for that...
We were accompanied by police Comissario Farfalle ( at least that's how he introduced himself ) - a guy from a closet, felt 2×2 meters. Very pleasant, such protection. The monster dance that came with us felt noodle comfortable.
We were in international lineup with participants also from Holland, Italy and Austria.
In addition, RTL Nord did not miss the opportunity to make extensive recordings. These were then cut together in a report for the evening broadcast on Monday 26.09. at 18:00 to (unfortunately only) 5 minutes. But all in all the report was very balanced and correct. Starting at minute 16:30.
The highlight of the morning was the noodle mass in front of the old city hall.
Here Brother Mayo during his sermon.
According to the monster's precept that the climate can only be saved if there are more pirates, we could see that due to our presence in Friesoythe the outside temperature was significantly lower compared to the previous day. This is another unbeatable proof of the scientific correctness of the gospel of its nudity.
The musical interlude included a world premiere - a song to the 8 ALWM.
Our flyers went like hot cakes. Some car occupants informed themselves as it were at the drive in.
The afternoon was linguistically a bit more challenging. In the Landgasthof Dockemeyer there were two presentations.
The first (in English) by our Dutch freebooters Minke de Wilde and Prof. Paul Cliteur about their way to the European Court of Human Rights on the question of wearing a noodle strainer as religious headgear on a passport photo. Very interesting and a very animated discussion about how we can legally achieve that other, so-called "great religions" can be "transferred" to the level of state-granted privileges of our community.
And then Gerhard Engelmayer had the floor, the chairman of the Humanist Association Austria. A very entertaining contribution that satirized the absurdity of religious convictions.
Sample: "The youngest day is the oldest lie".
The whole thing was garnished with a very satisfying cake, which Brother Smutje "whipped up", as he said himself. The recipe can be spread if necessary...
After a short break we could finally enjoy the coveted pasta and meatballs and DJ Robert from MoorEvent played the appropriate music.
Here are a few more impressions.
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